黄色笑话集锦1

1、两个女士在抱怨如今的公交车拥挤，使她们痛苦不堪 . 一个说： “ 我真是倒霉呀！在车上我被挤得流了产. ” 一个说： “ 我才叫倒霉呢！在车上我被挤得都怀了孕. ”

2、某男逛妓院 , 问女价钱 , 女答 :50 <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;">元 <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; font-size: 12pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">. <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;">男见便宜 <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; font-size: 12pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">, <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;">干了 <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; font-size: 12pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">. <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;">女说 <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; font-size: 12pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">: <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;">请付 <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; font-size: 12pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">100 <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;">元 <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; font-size: 12pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">, <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;">男问其因 <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; font-size: 12pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">. <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;">女答进出各 <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; font-size: 12pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">50 <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;">元 <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; font-size: 12pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">. <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;">男怒道 <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; font-size: 12pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">: <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;">你他妈是中国移动啊 <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; font-size: 12pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">, <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;">还双向收费！ <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;"> <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;">3、京九铁路通车 <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; font-size: 12pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">, <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;">沿线农民路边观看 <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; font-size: 12pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">. <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;">车上一女客来例假 <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; font-size: 12pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">, <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;">换纸后仍出窗外 <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; font-size: 12pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">, <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;">纸迎面贴一农民脸上 <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; font-size: 12pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">, <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;">农民拿下看道 <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; font-size: 12pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">: <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;">乖乖 <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; font-size: 12pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">, <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;">是快 <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; font-size: 12pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">! <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;">飘张纸都能把鼻子砸出血来 <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; font-size: 12pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">! <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;"> <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;">4、是夜 <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; font-size: 12pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">. <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;">夫于床上看书 <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; font-size: 12pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">. <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;">不时将手伸入妻腿间 <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; font-size: 12pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">. <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;">妻便脱衣撒娇 <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; font-size: 12pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">. <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;">夫问 <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; font-size: 12pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">: <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;">干吗？妻反问 <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; font-size: 12pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">: <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;">你手干吗？夫一本正经的说 <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; font-size: 12pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">: <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;">湿湿手 <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; font-size: 12pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">. <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;">好翻书 <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; font-size: 12pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">!

<span style="color: #646464; font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;">5、一天 <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; font-size: 12pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">, <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;">一和尚遇到一尼姑便出一对联 <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; font-size: 12pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">: <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;">上联 <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; font-size: 12pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">: <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;">白天没吊事 <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; font-size: 12pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">. <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;">下联 <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; font-size: 12pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">: <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;">晚上吊没事 <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; font-size: 12pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">. <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;">横批 <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; font-size: 12pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">: <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;">闲来无事 <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; font-size: 12pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">! <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;">尼姑对上联 <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; font-size: 12pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">: <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;">白天空洞洞 <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; font-size: 12pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">. <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;">下联 <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; font-size: 12pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">: <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;">晚上洞空空 <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; font-size: 12pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">. <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;">横批 <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; font-size: 12pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">: <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;">有求（球）必应 <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; font-size: 12pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">. <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;"> <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;">6、安徽自古出名酒 <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; font-size: 12pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">: <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;">少女腿一抬 <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; font-size: 12pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">, <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;">口子酒 <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; font-size: 12pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">; <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;">少男腿一抬 <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; font-size: 12pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">, <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;">金种子酒 <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; font-size: 12pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">; <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;">老太腿一抬 <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; font-size: 12pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">, <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;">古井贡酒 <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; font-size: 12pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">; <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;">老头子腿一抬 <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; font-size: 12pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">, <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;">圣泉干啤酒 <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; font-size: 12pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">! <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;">你腿一抬 <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; font-size: 12pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">, <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;">剑男春酒 <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; font-size: 12pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">! <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;"> <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;">7、父亲带儿子去洗澡 <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; font-size: 12pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">, <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;">地很滑儿子将要滑倒时一把抓住父亲的生殖器才没倒下 <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; font-size: 12pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">. <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;">父亲骂到 <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; font-size: 12pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">, <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;">他妈的 幸亏和我来的 <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; font-size: 12pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">, <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;">要和你妈来非摔死你 <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; font-size: 12pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">! <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;"> <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;">8、一留美学生探亲回家吹牛 <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; font-size: 12pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">: <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;">美国工厂技术先进 <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; font-size: 12pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">, <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;">活猪送进去 <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; font-size: 12pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">, <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;">推出来的是香肠！其父见其崇洋媚外很生气 <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; font-size: 12pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">, <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;">曰 <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; font-size: 12pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">: <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;">我跟你妈更厉害 <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; font-size: 12pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">, <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;">我香肠推进去 <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; font-size: 12pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">, <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;">出来的是活猪！

<span style="color: #646464; font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;">9、双胞胎在母亲肚子里聊天 <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; font-size: 12pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">. <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;">老大说 <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; font-size: 12pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">: <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;">老爸不错经常伸头来看我们 <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; font-size: 12pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">. <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;">就是不爱卫生 <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; font-size: 12pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">, <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;">吐口痰就走 <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; font-size: 12pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">. <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;">老二说 <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; font-size: 12pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">: <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;">还是隔壁的叔叔好 <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; font-size: 12pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">. <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;">他吐完痰还用袋子把痰装走 <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; font-size: 12pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">. <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;"> <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;"> <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;">10、某男久不行房 <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; font-size: 12pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">, <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;">妻很难受 <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; font-size: 12pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">. <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;">一日他要妻脱光倒立镜前 <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; font-size: 12pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">, <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;">妻大喜照办 <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; font-size: 12pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">. <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;">他将妻双腿分开 <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; font-size: 12pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">, <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;">将自己下巴放于妻阴部后问妻 <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; font-size: 12pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">: <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;">我留胡子好看吗 <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; font-size: 12pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">?

<span style="color: #646464; font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;">11、避孕套对卫生巾说： <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; font-size: 12pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">“ <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;">我真怕你 <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; font-size: 12pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">, <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;">每次你一上岗，我就一星期没生意做. <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; font-size: 12pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">” <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;">卫生巾生气了： <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; font-size: 12pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">“ <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;">你丫别装蒜了，你他 妈稍微疏忽一点，我十个月生意就黄了 <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; font-size: 12pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">”.

<span style="color: #646464; font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;">12、主持人问：猫是否会爬树？老鹰抢答：会！主持人：举例说明！老鹰含泪：那年，我睡熟了，猫爬上了树 <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; font-size: 12pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">… <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;">后来就有了猫头鹰 <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; font-size: 12pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">…

<span style="color: #646464; font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;">13、一民工大便不通去医院作检查，医生检查后给此人开了一个药方，民工到取药处一看是一卷手纸，不解，医生说：以后不要再用水泥袋擦屁股了 <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; font-size: 12pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">. <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;">

<span style="color: #646464; font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;">14、一七旬老翁与一年轻小姐做爱兴奋过度脱精而亡. 其家人不服将小姐告上法庭. 法官请法医验尸查明原因. 法医验尸后下一结论：舒服死了！

<span style="color: #646464; font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;">15、俩屎壳螂讨论福利彩票，甲说 <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; font-size: 12pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">: <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;">我要中了大奖就把方圆 <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; font-size: 12pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">50 <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;">里的厕所都买下来，每天吃个够！乙说 <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; font-size: 12pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">: <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;">你丫太俗了！我要是中了大奖就包一活人，每天吃新鲜的！

<span style="color: #646464; font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;">16、一光棍洞房花烛夜后，新娘艰难地扶着墙出来，骂到： <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; font-size: 12pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">“ <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;">骗子，他说他有三十年的积蓄，我还以为是钱呢！！ <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; font-size: 12pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">”

<span style="color: #646464; font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;">17、一老头乘公交去高潮村办事. 途中问女服务员 <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; font-size: 12pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">: <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;">高潮到了没？女服务员说 <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; font-size: 12pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">: <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;">还没呢. 一会儿他又问 <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; font-size: 12pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">: <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;">高潮到了没？服务员说 <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; font-size: 12pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">: <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;">糟老头急什么，高潮到了我会叫的！

<span style="color: #646464; font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;">18、一小姐吃饭时点了道爆炒鞭花 <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; font-size: 12pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">, <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;">夹菜时不慎掉到两腿之间 <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; font-size: 12pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">, <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;">小姐大惊 <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; font-size: 12pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">: <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;">这玩意真厉害 <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; font-size: 12pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">! <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;">煮熟了剁碎了 <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; font-size: 12pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">, <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;">它竟还认识路 <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; font-size: 12pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">!

<span style="color: #646464; font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;">19、一男青年在公交车上看到一美女的衣领开得很低 <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; font-size: 12pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">, <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;">春光外泄 <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; font-size: 12pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">, <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;">戏言道 <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; font-size: 12pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">‘ <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;">真是桃花盛开的地方啊 <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; font-size: 12pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">’, <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;">美女听后 <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; font-size: 12pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">, <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;">撩起裙子说 <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; font-size: 12pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">:‘ <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;">还有生你养你的地方 <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; font-size: 12pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">’!

<span style="color: #646464; font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;">20、儿子每晚要和妈睡 <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; font-size: 12pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">. <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;">妈说 <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; font-size: 12pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">: <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;">你长大娶了媳妇也和妈睡呀 <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; font-size: 12pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">? <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;">儿答 <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; font-size: 12pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">: <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;">嗯 <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; font-size: 12pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">. <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;">妈说 <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; font-size: 12pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">: <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;">那你媳妇咋办 <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; font-size: 12pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">? <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;">儿说 <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; font-size: 12pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">: <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;">让她跟爸爸睡 <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; font-size: 12pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">. <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;">爸听后激动地说 <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; font-size: 12pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">: <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;">这孩子从小就懂事 <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; font-size: 12pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">!

<span style="color: #646464; font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;">21、公鸡出差一个月 <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; font-size: 12pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">, <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;">回来后听说鹌鹑没事老来 <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; font-size: 12pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">, <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;">公鸡怀疑 <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; font-size: 12pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">. <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;">过两天母鸡生了个鹌鹑蛋 <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; font-size: 12pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">, <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;">公鸡大怒 <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; font-size: 12pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">, <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;">母鸡慌忙解释 <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; font-size: 12pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">: <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;">是早产啦 <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; font-size: 12pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">!

<span style="color: #646464; font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;">22、村妇报案说 <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; font-size: 12pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">: <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;">丢人那 <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; font-size: 12pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">! <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;">俺昨晚被强奸了 <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; font-size: 12pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">. <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;">警察问他那人长啥样 <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; font-size: 12pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">? <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;">那俺可没看清楚 <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; font-size: 12pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">, <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;">不过肯定是个新手 <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; font-size: 12pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">, <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;">因为他半天找不着地方 <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; font-size: 12pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">, <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;">最后还是俺给他扶进去的 <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; font-size: 12pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">.

<span style="color: #646464; font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;">23、少女夜半归家 <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; font-size: 12pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">, <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;">遭七暴徒 <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; font-size: 12pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">, <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;">危险时一大妈挺身而出 <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; font-size: 12pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">, <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;">救走少女自遭强暴 <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; font-size: 12pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">, <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;">电台采访 <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; font-size: 12pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">, <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;">大妈言：其实当时啥也没想 <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; font-size: 12pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">, <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;">只想这点好事可不能全便宜了那小骚娘们儿 <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; font-size: 12pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">! <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;"> <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;">24、某贫困村村长介绍村情：吃饭基本 <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; font-size: 12pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">AA <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;">党，穿衣基本 <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; font-size: 12pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">AA <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;">纺，致富基本 <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; font-size: 12pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">AA <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;">抢，媳妇基本 <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; font-size: 12pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">AA <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;">想；通信基本 <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; font-size: 12pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">AA <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;">吼 <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; font-size: 12pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">, <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;">交通基本 <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; font-size: 12pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">AA <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;">走 <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; font-size: 12pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">, <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;">治安基本 <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; font-size: 12pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">AA <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;">狗 <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; font-size: 12pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">, <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;">性生活基本 <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; font-size: 12pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">AA <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;">手 <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; font-size: 12pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">!

<span style="color: #646464; font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;">25、屠夫嫖妓被抓罚 <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; font-size: 12pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">4000 <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;">元并开收据 <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; font-size: 12pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">. <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;">一日屠夫妻发现此收据 <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; font-size: 12pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">, <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;">只识 <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; font-size: 12pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">4000 <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;">元不识 <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; font-size: 12pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">‘ <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;">嫖妓二字 <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; font-size: 12pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">, <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;">问屠夫：何事罚 <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; font-size: 12pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">4000 <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;">元？屠夫答到：罚我肉中注水 <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; font-size: 12pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">!

<span style="color: #646464; font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;">26、某君酒醉 <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; font-size: 12pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">, <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;">误入女厕呕吐 <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; font-size: 12pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">. <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;">恰逢一女正在小解 <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; font-size: 12pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">, <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;">某君听到怒曰： <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; font-size: 12pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">‘ <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;">说了不喝 <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; font-size: 12pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">, <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;">怎么还倒酒？ <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; font-size: 12pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">’ <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;">女闻声急停 <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; font-size: 12pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">, <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;">不料却憋出个屁来 <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; font-size: 12pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">, <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;">君闻声大怒： <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; font-size: 12pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">‘ <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;">谁他妈又开一瓶 <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; font-size: 12pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">!’ <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;">

<span style="color: #646464; font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;">27、歹徒闯入民宅强奸妇女遭到誓死反抗 <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; font-size: 12pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">, <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;">丈夫下地回来见老婆被歹徒压住 <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; font-size: 12pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">, <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;">抡起铁铲怒拍 <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; font-size: 12pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">, <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;">就听老婆骂道 <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; font-size: 12pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">:“ <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;">该死的 <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; font-size: 12pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">, <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;">反抗了半天 <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; font-size: 12pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">, <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;">被你一铲子给拍进去了 <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; font-size: 12pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">.

<span style="color: #646464; font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;">28、单位领导总结发言：我们工作搞不好的原因是：一是像寡妇睡觉，上面没人；二是像妓女，上面老换人；三是像和老婆睡觉，自己人老搞自己人　　　 <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; font-size: 12pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">

29、1949 <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;">年 <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; font-size: 12pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">9 <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;">月 <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; font-size: 12pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">28 <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;">日我被捕了 <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; font-size: 12pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">, <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;">第一天敌人毒打我我没招 <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; font-size: 12pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">; <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;">第二天敌人用辣椒水泼我 <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; font-size: 12pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">, <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;">我没招 <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; font-size: 12pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">; <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;">第三天敌人用美人计我招了 <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; font-size: 12pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">; <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;">第四天我还想招 <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; font-size: 12pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">, <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;">他妈的解放了 <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; font-size: 12pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">.

<span style="color: #646464; font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;">30、有一日本女人在桑拿洗澡 <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; font-size: 12pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">, <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;">想找中国猛男为其搓澡 <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; font-size: 12pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">, <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;">猛男搓着搓着突然起性 <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; font-size: 12pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">, <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;">将其阳物插入其羞处 <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; font-size: 12pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">, <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;">日本女人大怒 <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; font-size: 12pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">: <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;">你的什么的干活 <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; font-size: 12pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">? <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;">猛男曰 <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; font-size: 12pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">: <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 宋体; font-size: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;">里面的搓搓 <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; font-size: 12pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">! <span style="color: #646464; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; font-size: 9pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">